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Get a big pot of water boiling with salt, then dump in your penne. When you're halfway done cooking, toss the frozen peas right in the same water. Cook according to what the box says, but knock off a minute so your pasta stays a bit firm.
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Warm up the oil in a wide pan over medium-high flame. Toss in your tiny chopped onions and bacon bits. Let them cook till crispy but watch they don't burn.
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Strain your pasta and peas, then dump them into your pan with the bacon and onions. Turn down the heat, pour in your heavy cream, and give it all a good stir. Add a splash more cream if it looks dry and get it on the table fast.